Me: Hi Gram! I got a new car!
Gram: Oh, that is good, dear. What colour is it?
Me: Black.
Gram: *crickets*
Me: You don’t like black?
Gram: No. I don’t like black or green.
Me: Really? Those are my two absolute favourite colours.
Gram: I like red.
Me: Yes, Mom has a nice red colour car, doesn’t she?
Gram: *crickets*
Me: What, you don’t like the colour of her car, either?
Gram: No. I like FIRE ENGINE red.
I adore this woman.
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